21.4.08

"Lyf Sux", they said

Hello. My name is not important. I am here to discuss about you, my friend of "misery". You are alive. You are unique. And always misunderstood. You hate yourself. You like to contemplate nothingness and breed this state of disappointment. You say you don't like to be labeled, bullied and you hate your parents. You hate them because they didn't let you buy yourself a cell phone. You're bisexual and you just turned 13. You're emancipated. Disrespect is your way of telling the world to kiss your ass.

I hear you often saying that life sucks. What does life suck exactly? Life is a person? Besides, sucking isn't at all bad. You can suck a lollipop, a good Vitamin C pill, a dick ha ha ha. You do the world a favor by being alive. You do me a favor for talking to me, because usually you're locked in your thoughts, holding the tips of your feet together, like a retarded child. You look upset at the people coming and going. You never smile, smiling isn't cool. You tell yourself to be how you are, although there are often moments when you feel like laughing until your belly hurts.

Let me tell you a SECRET. You don't do a favor to anyone by being alive. If your life is so terrible, why not instead of whining all day long, why don't you kill yourself? You will be remembered. Then it will be for sure that you meant what you said. "Of all that is written, I love only what one has written with his own blood", Nietzsche said. I agree.

Why exactly do you despise your parents? Because it's a TREND. Why do you say your life is terrible and you're depressed? Because it's a TREND. Otherwise someone would get you to have some counselling. You idiot, depression is a serious condition. Suicidal thoughts are a serious condition. Being bisexual comes when you have been with enough people to realize that you like both sexes. You can't be bisexual if you never kissed or had a person the same sex. You can't hate your parents unless they abuse you, either mentally or physically.

How come terminally sick people enjoy life more than most humans do? Because they LIVE. They are grateful for each second of their existence. You should bow to your knees for being alive. Life is the miracle. Instead of shouting to the world that life sucks, go to a damn psychologist [if it is indeed a serious condition, otherwise I'd recommend a psychiatrist]. Or just go kill yourself, end this terrible and disgusting life that you bash and hate, do it in the name of the trend that you say you hate.

You hate trends? Then why are you all suddenly bisexual, life sucks-ers, pathetic idiots who have nothing else in life to do than whine about crap?

Enjoy the little things in life, enjoy meeting your friends, eating your favorite food, falling in love [eh beh no comment], enjoy your life. If not, there is always the other side of the coin.

9 comments:

Ididnotdoitokay said...

ok, stiu ca n'am comentat pana acum.
Dar a trebuit sa comentez acest articol
doar pt adevarul prezentat.
Curentul asta emo e una din cele mai mari prostii de la manele incoace.
Nu inteleg cu ce se cred mai superiori acesti emokids care pur si simplu ne res[ira noua, celor care ne bucuram de viata, aerul? Sunt pur si simplu retardati, ca altfel nu pot sa le zic.
Cum ai zis si tu, depresia si gandurile sinucigase nu sunt de gluma. Cunosc pe cineva care are probleme din astea, dar care ia un tratament, vede un specialist. Nu stiu ce rezolva restul cu smiorcaielile lor patetice.
Si faza cu bisexualismul. Ba ce plm, ca mai nou, toti suntem bi. Sunt persoane care nici macar n'au sarutat vreodata o persoana de acelas sex, dar care vai vezi doamne, sunt bi. Ca asa e moda mai nou.

herminedirt said...

si noi intretinem toata nebunia asta "emo" prin faptul ca-i acordam atentie. asta inseamna publicitate. oricum ,bun articolul, buna argumentarea.

Lady Morphine said...

Mai, discutam cu un psiholog despre treaba asta acum ceva timp si imi spunea ca e perfect normal ca un copil sa se poarte asa la o anumita varsta. Toti am fost asa - am avut perioada noastra in care incercam sa descoperim cine suntem. Odata cu inaintarea in varsta apucaturile astea de "emo kid" dispar. De aceea eu nu dau mare atentie copiilor de pana in 16 ani care incearca sa atraga atentia prin terbilism disimulat. Daca dupa 16, 17 ani persoana aia continua sa se comporte asa... atunci probabil ar trebui sa vada un psiholog...

Crown Of Negativity said...

nevermind the emo type, they suck, nu e nimic mai mult de zis. nu ii bagati in seama si e totul ok. it was nice having to finnaly meet you today! :)

Disi said...

Da, cum au zis si cei dinaintea mea care au comentat, foarte la subiect articolul :)
Dar, unele chestii, daca ar fi luate la puricat n-ar fi chiar atat de simple. De exemplu, despre faza cu bisexualii, ai zis ca trebuie sa fi sarutat sau sa fi fost cu cineva de acelasi sex pentru a te numi bisexual, well it's not like that.Nu ma refer la copchii din ziua de azi, pentru care e un trend, cum ai zis si tu, ci iau in profunzimea subiectului. In general, bisexual reprezinta omul care e atras la fel de mult de persoanele de sex opus cat si de persoanele de acelasi sex.Nu trebuie neaparat sa fi avut contact cu ambele.La fel se intampla si cu homosexualii.

the elder said...

e naspa ca nu pot raspunde fiecaruia, asa ca raspund intr-un comment tuturor:


@ ididnotdoitokay - nu am scris doar despre emo, ei sunt pe primul loc, dar aud deseori si oameni de alte subculturi [sau mainstream] care se plang vezi doamne de ce viata de cacao au. oricum iti multumesc pt comment :)

@ herminedirt - just, eu fac des reclama la prostie si pierdere de timp, in general de reclama au nevoie chestiile care nu se vand, ce paradox, prostia se vinde in prime time!

@ lady_morphine - ai dreptate, dar eu tot fac misto de asta, ma amuza pentru ca am vazut ca unii chiar s-au sinucis ca sa demonstreze ceva si ma intreb oare de cata prostie e nevoie ca sa desfaca un bec? hahhahahaha

@ negativu - si mie mi-a facut placere, poate iesim alta data intr-un cadru mai putin grabit :)

@ disi - tu vorbesti de dragoste adevarata sau mai mult sau mai putin platonica, un lucru atat de rar si de frumos, eu vorbesc de curvulitele care se dau bisexuale si nu stiu bine ce-i aia. sunt de acord cu tine, dar nu de oamenii adevarati vorbesc eu aici. :)

Disi said...

Nu ma asteptam sa-mi fi raspuns asa. 0.o
Anyway, eu comentasem fiindca mi s-a parut ca ai generalizat si era cam nedrept.
thnx a lot. me adds you, too :D

Disi said...

oh and me likes your profile photo :D

the elder said...

cum te asteptai sa-ti fi raspuns? :)