I didn't FEEL the earthquake, I WAS the earthquake. :)) Aka terrorizing, terrible, destructive, obscene and constantly present. As well as I was the first in my messenger list to put a status message related to the earthquakeme. That could mean, God forbid, if a burglar enters my house, I will say:
"Hey, excuse me for a second, I need to set my status message to 'BEING BURGLARIZED, I'LL BRB'!"