English has received a punch in the face today when I was reading some posts in one of the VF cults [aka forums] I am in. The theme of the topic was "Last SMS you received" and one girl wrote something like this: "Hey Sawah this is Wyan, this is my number, talk l8r, wuv u".
I came to the conclusion that:
Sawah = Sarah
Wyan = Ryan
Wuv = Love
And I don't pick on the l8r. My question is why, why is this need to talk like a total retard? Why is it cool to pose with a comforter in your mouth, in a baby pose when you are over 4 years old [usually from 13 to 21]? It wasn't enough to see girls typing and talking this way, now boys too!?
Why this stupid and totally useless way of trying to be "lovely" and why so many fans of it...? And why do you write "hy" instead of "hi"? Please, explain to me. This time it is NOT a rhetorical question.